Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

Wednesday Night World Championships


April 1 to August 26th. South Sea-Tac. Wick-Nasty.

Check it out here

Call it Training if you must


This is going to be a lot of fun. The prizes are looking great- And there will be a 7pm FREE showing of Council of Doom as well as some film shorts that recently played at the NYC Bike Film Short Fest. You should really be there. If you don't know where the I-5 Colonnade is yet (the Monument Race started there, as well as the ill-fated Christmas Race)- it's under I-5, the google-able address being: 1816 Lakeview Blvd E As the flyer says: Bring a bag, a lock, a pen (or other writing utensil) The Council of Doom Screening and Film Shorts will be at the Boxcar Alehouse, which is all ages until 11pm. The screening will start at 7pm. The Boxcar serves food and drink, and has lots of bike parking. It can be found here: 3407 Gilman Ave W, Seattle, WA Black out with your bike out as opposed to Rock out with your Cock out.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Fluid Ride Cup Announced and other nonsense

Here's Kevin for no other reason than he climbs like a scalded monkey. I hate that.

2009 Race Schedule - Fluid Ride Cup
*this schedule is subject to change due to weather and other considerations.

FR Cup 1
Port Angeles, WA.
April 3rd - 5th
FR Cup 2
Port Angeles, WA.
May 1st - 3rd
FR Cup 3
Silver Mt, Kellogg, Idaho
June 12th - 14th
FR Cup 4
Mt Hood, OR.
June 26th - 28th
FR Cup 5
Mt Hood, OR.
July 10th - 12th
FR Cup 6
Port Angeles, WA.
August 21st - 23rd
FR Cup 7
Mt Hood, OR.
September 25th - 27th
If you want to get your little "season" off to an early start, The Olympic Dirt Society will be hosting the Port Townsend Super D
PORT ANGELES SUPER-D ANOTHER Olympicdirtsociety PRODUCTIONDATE: FEB. 22ND: TIME: Practice @ 9AM, Racing @ 11AM(approx.)COST: $30, Includes practice, racing, and lunch.LOCATION/DIRECTIONS: This will be on the Foothills trails, south of Port Angeles. Follow Hwy 101 into town, go L on Lincoln St., past Albertsons take a R at the next light. At stop sign go L onto Black Diamond Rd. Follow for about 3-4 miles to Lake Dawn Rd., go L (turns into a dirt road). Follow about ½ mile and take your first road to the left.COURSE: The course will be mostly downhill (as you might expect), with couple of mellow climbs and one steep one. It ends with about 1.5 mile fast downhill. Approx 4 miles long, and very fast and flowy. This is a cross-country trail system that you can access anytime to practice as well, but shuttles will be limited to Sunday morning at this point. Course prep help on Saturday might(?) include a run or two, but only if you contact us prior to the weekend. This is the epitome of grass-roots racing, so, no license required, just sign a waiver, and if you are under 18, you must have a guardian to sign your waiver as well. Volunteers will be needed, so if you have any interest or know someone, please contact us via olympicdirtsociety@yahoo.com Special Thanks to the WA Dept. of Natural Resources for the use of these killer trails.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

20 years of BBTC

BBTC is not one of those acronyms that you can't figure out in the personals, it's the largest mountain bike organization in the Pac NW. And they are going on 20. And they're having a party at Golden Gardens. Now go get drunk.

& now from the "No Dope, No Hope" posse:

The acceptance of drug-taking in the Tour de France was so complete by 1930, when the race changed to national teams that were to be paid for by the organisers, that the rule book distributed to riders by the organiser, Henri Desgrange, reminded them that drugs were not among items with which they would be provided.

Friday, January 23, 2009









I could do this all day.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Carpet Fibers

Giant has issued a voluntary recall in conjunction with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission for 2009 model year TCR Advanced SL and TCR Advanced SL ISP bikes and frames. According to the official recall notice, the carbon steerer tubes may crack or fail completely although Giant reports just a single cracked fork reported to date with no associated injuries.
About 1000 bikes and frames are affected by the recall, all of which were sold in the U.S. between August 2008 and December 2008. Specific models recalled are the 2009 TCR Advanced SL Team, SL 1, SL 2, and SL (ISP) bikes and frames. Fork steerer tubes are directly stamped with the serial number and “B”, “N”, and “P” suffixes are not included in the recall. Other TCR models are also not included in the notice.
Consumers are advised to discontinue use of the affected bikes and frames immediately and to contact their local Giant dealer for an inspection and replacement fork, which will provided free of charge.
Giant has also set up a recall hotline at (866) 458-2555.

Train Like a Dog

we are actually alternating between the hilly and flat courses Wednesday nights and you recieve one extra free race if you sign up in January for any 2 races you do between now and March 27th. Schedule:
5pm is 2 x 5 mile flat
6pm is long 10 mile hilly
7pm 2 x 5 mile flat
8pm long 10 mile hilly

Even if there is low turn out we will run these the next two weeks and dropping in last minute is fine and will count toward the 2 race special. Try to get there 15 minutes early to get set up.

To get the special you will have to sign up for the 2 races in January for any races until March 27 and we will schedule your free race via e-mail or when you come in. Go here to sign up: http://clients.mindbodyonline.com/ws.asp?studioid=3476&stype=-7&sDate=1/14/2009
Cycle U has a new location, 5440 Sand Point Way NE in the City People's building. Park between City People's and WaMu but not in the City People's designated parking stalls.
The Friday Night 6.2 mile race series at 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm and the same special applies. This is a series with series prizes.
The first one is tonight. Hope to see you,

Craig Undem
www.CycleU.com
Cycle University
1-800-476-0681

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Gin, a razor and misplaced love......

Amongst other news I may have mentioned in the past that a certain "acquaintance of mine" has gained fame or perhaps notoriety by running alongside pelotons of professional cyclist with longhorns mounted to a football helmet. Not a racer or anyone who's been around racing. Never pedaled in anger. A complete athletic supporter. You may recognize him.........


I will refrain from any subjective commentary and leave it to the masses

You think you're cold bitch?




Monday, January 12, 2009

Beard and Stache Fest

Part of the month long Beard & Stache Fest, the Beard & Stache Dash is a 2 wheeled dash around Seattle on Sunday, Feb 8. A combination of alley cat race and scavenger hunt, the Dash will start with a wholesome brunch at Linda's Tavern at 11am. The Dash is about 20 miles long, is man versus machine themed, and is open to bicycles, mopeds and scooters. Awards for both motorized and non-motorized participants. Facial hair not required to participate in the fun! Costumes are encouraged! Dash packs will be distributed at 12:30pm and the Dash begins at 1pm promptly. Registration fee is $5 and all of the proceeds benefit Treehouse. Anyone that registers will also get free admission into the show later that evening at The High Dive.

More info here.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Who do these Children think they are playing with?

INVITE '09
Roll in the new year with an off - bike team bowling challenge of oily lanes and beer frames. Plenty of fun, suds, and surprises.
~assemble three of your strongest rollers for a single elimination smack - down of sweaty ball hole glory.
(if ya got six people, we can organize two teams)
Friday January 30th
AMF Pro 3oo Lanes
3031 se Powell Blvd.
$10 plus beer $$!
7:4o sign in - 8:oo we roll
~Team Beer~Super Relax~Grundelbruisers~Hup United~Iron Clad~Gentle Lovers~S&M~Veloshop~Bike Central~River City Recycled Cycles Racing!!!
In other news:
Bike Swap on Feb 21 is down to 10 spots left for hawking your cracked aluminum frames and 3 season old carbon fiber bars. Check it out:
2009 Seattle Bike Swap
Saturday, February 21, 20099 AM to 2 PM
Same Location - Magnuson Park Hangar #30
The Seattle Bike Swap, now in its 13th year, is a bike bargain hunter's paradise with up to 100 vendors under the same roof! Expect great deals on new and used bike related goods of all types and sizes. Don't miss this one-day only sale!
Admission
General Adult Admission is on a sliding time scale:
9 AM to 1 PM - $51 PM to 2 PM - FREEKids under age 15 are FREE all day!
Best to arrive early because the really good stuff goes fast!
Note: the Bicycle Expo has moved to March 14 - 15 to Magnuson park Hanger #30 – plus more rooms.
Sellers
Anyone with a surplus of road, mountain or track bike stuff (components, frames, clothing and complete bikes) can rent a seller's space at the Seattle Bike Swap. Due to the high demand, only pre-paying confirms your vendor space.
Selling space options:
Before January 23, $40 for a floor spaceAfter January 23, spaces increase to $50. So book early and save!
10' x 10' area, includes two vendor passes. Space is limited and is available on a first come first serve basis so reserve early! Space does NOT include a table. Tables can be rented for $10.
Vendor Registration
Again this year sellers can reserve a selling space online with a credit card via Active.com (service fee of 7% applies).
Speaking of shit that is ready to fail at the worst possible moment:
Magura safety recall (Yes, that's my fork)
IMPORTANT SAFETY RECALL
MAGURA Durin Race 80/100
Magura USA today announced that long term product testing has revealed a structural flaw in the lower leg assembly of the Durin Race 80 and 100mm suspension forks. The recall only affects early production runs of the fork. If your fork is found to be within the recall serial numbers please do not use it from this point forward. Further use of this product may result in failure and pose a possible risk of danger to the user.
Durin Race forks affected by the recall will be identified by their serial numbers. Durin Race serial numbers can be entered and checked on a specific web page dedicated to the recall. Follow the recall link on magurausa.com home page.
Once a fork is identified as a recalled product, it must be sent to Magura USA headquarters in Olney, Illinois for repair. Not all Durin Race forks are affected by this recall so it is essential to check your serial number on the site.
and:
Mavic announces R-SYS recall
Mavic has determined its R-SYS front wheels are at risk of spoke failure.
Mavic has issued a voluntary recall of its R-SYS front wheels, the company announced this week.
Mavic is advising consumers not to use the front wheels from any of its R-SYS wheelsets (R-SYS, R-SYS Test and R-SYS Premium) because of the possible risk of spoke failure.
The system relies on a unique set of tubular carbon spokes. While front wheels rely solely on the tubular carbon spoke, the rears combine those with Zicral spokes and the risk of failure is, therefore, lessened.
According to Mavic, consumers should immediately cease use of the front wheels and return those to a Mavic dealer. The company has promised to deliver “a new upgraded R-SYS front wheel” at no charge beginning on March 31. Until the replacements become available, the company will also provide consumers with a set of Aksiums wheels that they can keep even after they have received the replacement R-SYS front wheel.
The company advises anyone with further questions to contact their Mavic dealer or call 800-664-9228 for further information.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The King is Dead


He would have been 74 today if the booze, barbiturates, twinkies, broads, guns, peanut butter - bacon - and banana fried sandwiches, demerol and coke wouldn't have stolen this angel from us.
At least he kept good company:

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Tuesday, January 6, 2009


RIDER ALERT

Bicyclists - Please Note :
Repair work on the Burke Gilman Trail & Jose Rizal (12th Ave) Bridge
Starting today, Tuesday, January 6, a Seattle Department of Transportation (SDOT) crew will begin two weeks of repair work on the Burke Gilman Trail in the 6900 block of Seaview Avenue NW. During the work, bicyclists will be diverted into the adjacent northbound curb lane of Seaview Avenue NW and pedestrians will be sent across the street to the western sidewalk. While the right northbound curb lane is temporarily in use by the bicyclists, the lane will be closed to motor vehicles. Signage will clarify the brief detour; the work hours will be from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. SDOT expects to complete this work by the week of January 19.
SDOT will be closing the southbound right lane of the Jose Rizal (12th Avenue) Bridge on Friday, January 9, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m in order to pour the new concrete sidewalk on the SW corner of the bridge.
Please share this notice with others who may be interested in this information.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Moving is a Bitch




Just finished moving. I'm exhausted.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy New Year



All's well that ends well. I hadn't seen this before but the Aerotryke is hilarious! It has inspired me to train for next year. The jackass who runs along side the peloton and wears the horns? A guy I knew before he thought shit like that was a good idea. It's scary because he builds
airplanes. Big ones. I'll take the bus.
Also, the question came up about Life Before Segway or LBS as the historians will reference. Whatever did we do?

And of course, New Year festivities were as joyous and jubilant as ever-


Monday, December 29, 2008

Bikies,

It is almost time for the 2009 New Year's Day ride. Will there be ice and snow or sunshine - maybe just a lot of rain??

Shake off the dust and mud and bring your bike out and start off the New Year with a bike ride (rain, snow or shine??). This is the 38th New Year's Day Ride. We all start at NOON from Enatai Beach (The Bellevue side of the I-90 East Channel Bridge) and head north towards Evergreen point and beyond... This a rather short (about 18 miles - it could be shorter for me if the weather is disagreeable!!) social ride. For most that is "plenty far" on the day after, but for some it is a nice warm-up for a little more exercise later on.

Many of you are too anxious and start a little fast!! Do try and stay talkable for the first 18 miles and then you can try the big ring..... That means easy on the flats and the hills – otherwise I will be way off the back........

See ya all there,

Jerry Baker

Unfortunately, this is probably someone that we know

Yup, it takes all types and I'm not gonna be the first to cast stones.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Awwright Chinaski

as
the junkies junk
as the alkies drink
as the whores whore
as the killer kill

the albatross blinks its
eyes

the weather stays
mostly
the same

Ride it like you Stole it

Friday, December 26, 2008

You little Creampuff

Race date: Sunday, July 12th 2009.
Registration opens: Monday, January 5th 2009, download form from website (include check for $246.00 U.S. dollars only), mail it in. Make check payable to Cascade Cream Puff, LLC.

If you were a registered racer for the 2008 race (and did not receive a refund, or partial refund) I will guaranty you a spot into the 2009 race provided I receive your registration by January 12th 2009. First Class U.S. Postal (snail mail) should get it to me on time. There is no need for expensive overnight mail!

If you did not race in the 2008 Cascade Cream Puff overnight mail might be a good idea?

Mail registration to:
Cascade Cream Puff, LLC
1689 Charnelton Street
Eugene, OR 97401

The race date has been pushed back to July in an attempt to be able to access the upper reaches of the Alpine Trail network. Last year we were shut out by snow! Oh, the weather outside is frightful…July is so delightful…so if you like single track flow…melt the snow, melt the snow, melt the snow.

The 2009 race course is yet to be determined but it will include the Alpine Trail (permit dependent).

If there is an additional event in 2009…? It will be mostly single track (approximately 85%). There will be plenty of climbing. It will be held in September…It will probably be an unofficial ride/race…? It will probably be self supported…? It may have minimal course markings…? Derrick & I rode the course last September…it was BAD ASS!

Please do not expect a response to emails for a while. It's the holidays and I have a lot on my plate right now. I do not check this address for Cream Puff stuff much. If you do email me please do so at scott@cascadecreampuff.com

The 2009 Cascade Cream Puff race should be as good, and or better, than any of the years in the past! Plan on another awesome event! Don't sweat the small stuff. Things are good.

scott

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Yes, this season I delivered a preemptive strike to the Holidays hitting the pinnacle of heavy drinking and airing of the differences about a week early but with such focus and sincerity it was truly heartwarming. In order to prepare for the Christmas holiday itself I opted for a very special treat of an extensive shoulder surgery. The combination of the continuous pain and the heavy medication, along with being snowed into the hinterlands, have kept me out of trouble.

In my youth I would have squandered this special time of the year with bottles of alcohol (also known as presents) and the obligatory day of basketball. In my maturity I can assure you that there are only heavy pain meds and the obligatory day of basketball ahead of me today. The height of which will be when this angry little leprechaun heads to Hollywood to crush Kobe & Krew.
2 PM Pacific. Yup. Celtic Pride kids.

Speaking of angry leprechauns, evidently a drunken Cale McAninch was in attendance at Nationals and was taking his heckling to an entirely different level. When challenged by Page's brother in law, a scuffle ensued. Beautiful.

Speaking of Nationals, a local favorite - Trebon - went out and did his thing. Good for him. Certainly beats the shit out of last year's catastrophe. I first met him at a mountain bike race in Chewelah, WA as a young gangly kid banging bars with the fast guys. He was probably 15 or 16. Later in that season my bottom bracket exploded fantastically in Mullen, Idaho and he hooked me up with an extra. No money or support and still willing to help out. I've heard that sometimes good things happen to good guys. Whatever.


Also on the Nationals front, U-23 National Champ is none other than our very own Nick Weighall. That kid is gonna be a big deal in the cyclocross world.
And finally, the Nation knows very fucking well that 'cross was originated in Seattle and our Northwest backwater owns that shit. So be happy that in 09' & 10' we will be in Bend, OR for Nats'.

So, if you are not of the muddy set you may have been hoping for some creaking plywood 33 degree banks in the beautiful Burnaby velodrome for 6 days. Well, that shit was called off so relax and enjoy the track girl.


Please note that track girls more often look like this:

And as they age it just goes downhill...........

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Winter is Upon Us


Now get out and ride you pussies!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Back to the Lower 48


Our favorite Mexican is coming back to the lower 48 States.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

RIP Betty


Rest in Peace Betty. Thanks for all the hard-ons. When you see the boss downstairs tell him I'm not done fucking things up yet.

Clothes

So you don't really need to be a messenger or a hipster to have urban cycling apparel. If you have a certain type of clothes that you need to wear at work and you can't commute in the clothes you may want to think about some cycle specific clothing for said commute. In my scenario I have a fairly long commute that I don't always want to do because of lack of time or being hungover or.............. yeah, just being hungover really. So when I throw my bike on the front of the bus and sit next to that nice little old lady next to me I don't want to be in lycra / spandex / or any other "hamhock in a tubesock" material. I want to be in something that resembles clothing but that I can still ride in. Jeans and shorts are good for abit but if you're doing 40+ miles a day you will rub the skin off your nether regions in short order.

Many of these cycle specific clothing are Expensive with a capital E. I've got some Chrome kickers that are super comfy but cost an arm and a leg. A little known and excellent alternative is SWRVE Cycling Apparel. The Dynamic knickers are made from a material that’s stretchy and durable. Features like an articulated knee and seamless crotch make them more comfortable on the bike, as does the waistband that dips down in the front and stays high in the rear. The zippered rear pockets make sense for the urban rider, and the hip-mounted cell phone pocket is surprisingly secure and rather handy. The cut does seem to favor tall, thin people, so you may be best served buying them from a local retailer where you can try them on first

Swrve Dynamic KnickersAfter months of regular use, I’ve got very few nits to pick with these knickers. The fabric shows almost no visible wear and the seams are all intact. One complaint is that the button above the fly zipper popped off after just a few weeks. Swrve Dynamic KnickersTrue, I had been wearing the knickers three to five days a week, but it just seemed premature. Maybe it was bad thread, maybe my awesome gut could not be restrained. The other nit to pick is the $90 price tag. I got a significant price break, but you most likely won’t. Even at my cost, I could have bought a couple pair of pants and a six pack of PBR. But you get what you pay for, and in this case you’re paying for a high-performance specialty item that happens to put food on another cyclists’ table.

Friday, December 12, 2008

There is a God


Prost West Seattle is now open and ready for action. By action I mean passing out.


fuck this

I had 2 paragraphs of shit nailed own and it got dumped!! end of cyclocross year blog got fucked...screw you hippies.

eat a dick!

love ya,
-r-

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Winter is Upon Us

So we have the last 'cross race of the year, Ye Old Kringle Kross! We also have some great weather for the roadie fags out there to head off to the foothills and see how 23mm tires do at high speeds on ice.
So if neither of these necessarily appeal to you and you haven't gotten your fill of night life in Portland (titties) you could do yourself a favor and catch a movie.
Of course you could always head down to Ballard for the Annual Drunks with Festive Sweaters Carolling and Guzzling Event to be follwed promptly by the Airing of Differences event which always provides great spectating. The "organizers" have deemed the route and the rules as follows and neither shall be questioned.

"OK all here is the route for this year:
The Bit
Bad Alberts
The Loft
Connor Byrne
Lock N' Keel
Kings Hardware
Hatty's Hat
Ballard Smoke Shop
Zedda Buddys
The Ole' Peculiar
Some changes were necesary to to "incidents" which have occured in the past.Zedda is on Leary, we will hit it obviously on the way to the peculiar. You know the rules I wont bore you. Just make sure you wear your damn sweater and invite whoever the hell you want."

It takes place on Saturday at an unspecified time in the evening.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Sunday, December 7, 2008


Long time no blog. My best mtb riding partner is in from out of town but moving on so fuck him. Cross nationals racing is going on in Portland - land of tittie bars. We have a full contingent of non-competitive fucks going down to wallow around to get dirty - good for them. I'm working (sorta) and moving to the beautiful West Seattle local so no P-town for me. West Seattle is devoid of hipsters and traffic, which is nice. My buddy had his moving party last night. I was unable to attend due to the fact I slept from 8 PM to noon the next day. Call it growing old. I'm sure they held the standard and probably surpassed it. Furthermore:

NEWS RELEASE

Gregory J. Nickels, Mayor

Timothy A. Gallagher, Superintendent

For immediate release November 14, 2008

Contact: Joelle Ligon, 206-684-8020

e-mail joelle.ligon@seattle.gov


PLANNED DETOUR ROUTE ON THE BURKE-GILMAN TRAIL Trestle Bridge repair required at University Village

Seattle Parks and Recreation is planning to repair damage to the Burke-Gilman trail trestle bridge at University Village, which crosses at NE 45th Place and NE Blakely Place. Construction is slated to begin on Monday, November 24, and will extend through the end of the year. Preparation for planned detours will begin the week of November 17.

During construction, the bridge will be closed to all pedestrian and bicycle traffic. Planned detour routes will be in effect, and will require trail users to exit the Burke-Gilman Trail prior to the work zone, and then re-enter the trail at the opposite side of the construction site. Signs will be in place to mark the designated detour route so pedestrians, bicycles, and vehicles can safely move around the construction zone.

Partial detours for pedestrians and bicycles will be in-place during working hours – from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., Monday through Friday -- and will be opened for evening and weekend use. Partial pedestrian detours are scheduled to begin November 24, and will change to a 24-hour-a-day closure schedule on December 1, and continue through the end of the year.

Expected detours for vehicles will be in effect at the same time, but under a 24-hour schedule, and will remain during all construction operations through the end of the year.


For more information, please contact Seattle Parks Project Manager Gary Gibbons at 206-386-1511 or email gary.gibbons@seattle.gov.


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And then there's this!

So here's armstrog's blog. Everyone in cycling is masturbating to it:

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong