Saturday, February 14, 2009

Sexy

Sooooooooooooo............ The Stranger has been kind enough to give us the top ten sexiest in Seattle. Before you dip your acid pen into the comments section please remember that this is Seattle. Not L.A., not Miami, not New York or London.
Seattle.
Previously known for plaid and fishing.
In viewing these top ten, much to my surprise, a previous teammate showed up as #10.

Unfortunately, in bike kit.
He has drawn such compliments as:

hi galen. *blush* gay? bi? please?

Mmmmm...Number 10 looks like a really hot butch girl.

Ladies! STAY AWAY FROM #10! He messes girls up BIG TIME! And those bike shorts? NOT HOT!

#10 is not hot. Girl or a boy? He looks like a 14 year older, with bulging quads. Weird hair cut, weird face.

But hey, it's Valentine's Day. We shouldn't be dragged down by that type of vitriolic drool. Now get out there and fuck something.

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