Thursday, December 11, 2008

Winter is Upon Us

So we have the last 'cross race of the year, Ye Old Kringle Kross! We also have some great weather for the roadie fags out there to head off to the foothills and see how 23mm tires do at high speeds on ice.
So if neither of these necessarily appeal to you and you haven't gotten your fill of night life in Portland (titties) you could do yourself a favor and catch a movie.
Of course you could always head down to Ballard for the Annual Drunks with Festive Sweaters Carolling and Guzzling Event to be follwed promptly by the Airing of Differences event which always provides great spectating. The "organizers" have deemed the route and the rules as follows and neither shall be questioned.

"OK all here is the route for this year:
The Bit
Bad Alberts
The Loft
Connor Byrne
Lock N' Keel
Kings Hardware
Hatty's Hat
Ballard Smoke Shop
Zedda Buddys
The Ole' Peculiar
Some changes were necesary to to "incidents" which have occured in the past.Zedda is on Leary, we will hit it obviously on the way to the peculiar. You know the rules I wont bore you. Just make sure you wear your damn sweater and invite whoever the hell you want."

It takes place on Saturday at an unspecified time in the evening.

3 comments:

bianchi said...

7pm dummy

Onto the Feats of Strength!!!

Randy Salamon said...

i tried the route tonight. , got drunk and forgot, will get back 2 u.

drunken retard + friend

Randy Salamon said...

i tried the route tonight. , got drunk and forgot, will get back 2 u.

drunken retard + friend