A LITTLE FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I stumbled across the Spongebob movie last night which features one Mr. David Hasselhoff. I was a bit surprised he was still moving around under his own power. It didn't add up. A man approaching 100 years old in an international kids movie. Sure, we may remember him during the halcyon "Knight Rider" era-

But more recently he has been known for alcohol and drug fueled rages-

So am I nuts or does it not make sense that he is still in the public eye? I found out there was more to this than I thought.