Protecting me from myself

Thankfully, Gmail, in their wisdom, has created a system to protect me from myself. I have taken the test while inebriated and can say, with confidence, that it's a good safety net - but not as good as this.

The feedback has been mixed.

And then there is this. 40 seconds in and you'll see ours truly, Seattle PD chief, Gil Kerlikowske.

On the "other" front, the cross race is at South Seatac....................again. November 8th and 9th should be on your hit list if you know shit about shit.

I was lucky enough to get a little footage of McCain's top financial adviser prepping his candidate for a discussion on the economic downturn. And just when things seemed bad for McCain, this darkhorse came out of nowhere.

Now dance! 42 seconds into this, things quickly go sideways.

Fresh off the presses from the AP:

GREEN BAY, Wis. -A 33-year-old woman accused of stealing her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity.

Wendy Brown faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in a Wisconsin high school as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.

According to a federal complaint, Brown attended one day of classes, practiced with the cheerleading squad and went to a party at the coach's house.

Brown also faces theft and forgery charges from an unrelated case, where she is accused of collecting money for an apartment she didn't have authority to rent.

She could face up to nearly 13 years in prison if convicted of all charges.

She can try out for the squad when she's 46. She'll probably stay pretty fit in the joint. There are MILFs and there are MILAs (Mothers I'd Like to Avoid).

I've gotta go get groceries with the little woman.

And here is our song.